urban diction!

Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.

1. Your name?
  ^ Hanif^
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Hanif, a teacher who is an who only memorises the work he teaches so when you ask a question he tells you to shut and calls the students donkey's

'you sir, have fell under the catogary of uselessness specially reserved for hanif
hey hey hanif


2. Age?
  ^24^
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24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.


3.One of your friends?
^Johan Shah ^

adjective: is used for some one who enjoys more effeminate things such as ballet, and knitting.

"look at that guy, what a johan!"



4. What should you be doing?
^chatting^

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Chatting...when one is running their gums, talking almost complete nonsense, but all other gangstas are like 'yeah brud, i get you. skeen, skeen.'

'and so me says to jamal 'you batty bommoble clut. you be so lucky that me dont get up on dere and bleeze past you, ones and twos times wid me ak47 arse clippa hand. me bredrin' see, me pimps / gangstas / street-rats, you get what is chatting?

(all other gangstas go)

'ohhhhh! you is so right. geez, me hates dat jamal. hes such a puddy cat / clut. (delete as appropriate)



5. Favorite colour?
^black^

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1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.




6. Favorite number?
^13^
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A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.


7. Month of your birthday?
^Jun^

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The month the hottest people in the world are born.

DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!



8. Last person you talked to?
^Putri^

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An Indonesian name meaning "princess"

Putri Salju (Snow White).
Hi my name is Putri which means princess in Indonesian.



9. One of your nicknames?
^Jack^

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To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!



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