Macam Mana Nak Cari Jodoh di Malaysia?

900k ahli di sana sedang mengunggu anda di Baitul Jannah. Mungkin.. jodoh awak ada sana.

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Advice...advice...advice

 

Have fun and try this ;)

Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. Watch them slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." Dont use any punctuation marks As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard <yourname>. when the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!" Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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