I Have Everything Against MLM

Yes, I said it. I have everything against MLM. For obvious reason, I just couldn't get my head to think of that people would think there are such a miracle in this world infamously rendered as "easy money". There are no free lunch (without vested interest or just pure plain generosity), there are no easy money.

My everything against MLM starts in university life. the MLMers persuade me to join Luxor. They said, you just need to find downline and don't worry about Luxor product quality, there are tip top product and get European certification etc (why oh why always European, American and/or Japanese certification? Malaysian certification not good enough?). They promised I could make money by scratching my scrotum goyang kaki only. Being skeptical, I avoid Luxor like plague. And people keep knocking my door like madman trying to recruit me. I almost think they have attention compulsive disorder, just like the usrah/tabligh group which also always knocking my door that annoyed me the most. Nak tidur siang pun susah. Semak gile. 

From that moment on, I trust no MLM and MLMer. They're all scammers, scum of the earth who evil mind trying to be rich without want to work hard for it. It's the same scammers who forward emails because they think Microsoft and Bill Gates willing to share their wealth with the world by giving everyone who forward the email free laptop/money. Are you stupid or what? If Bill Gates would like to do a favor to the world, he wouldn't mind people share Windows operating system for free but did that happened? Nope. You could buy pirated version but if you get caught, you're as good as dead cause the lawsuit that follow suit (pun intended) make you break your bank and piggy bank to scrap every single cent you have. 

Back to MLMer and their MLM, there are ways to know and detect them and I would like to share this knowledge for free with all of you:

1) They promise fixed profit (e.g: you got 20% profit for every downline)

Hey, even well established bank like CIMB, HSBC, Maybank and Public Bank couldn't even promise fixed profit for your investment, who they think they're? GOD?

2) You need to get downline

No freaking way. A good business plan means that it could be executed on your own and can stand on its own, what you need is a product/service and customers. The rest is CAPITAL, CAPITAL & CAPITAL (pun intended).

3) Shitty product, shitty website

Remember the cjb.net domain that host multiple God awful website created by newbies of the internet in 90's? If you don't even born in that era, God bless you. Shitty website means shitty business. Shitty business mean shitty product. Easy enough equations? How to define shitty website? If they website required you to scroll more than 5 times, it's shitty. If the design using very bright colors, no sense of art appreciation, using bold and big words (font 32, bold and red color) every now and then, it's definitely shitty. If the website shows cocky face of the owner or their big cars, 110% shitty website.

Example:http://www.jombuatduit.net/index.php?id=put3syurga

4) Shitty advertisement

Example:Tetapi konsep network business ini mula dilancarkan pada bulan Nov 2008 ia mendapat sambutan yang cukup hangat sehinggakan terlalu ramai leader IRC kini telah memperolehi pendapatan harian sehingga RM2700 setiap hari !

Definitely shitty. See their empty promise? See how they exaggerate thing? But people still give away their money to the scum.

I believe lots of people will go against me with regards of my opinion and I don't care. All of you MLMer scumbag, go die please!