From My Desk: 10 Ways to Guard Your Food in The Office Pantry

It has really been a long time. Like really lonngggg time. Like Apple has launched iPad in every country including Africa but Malaysia and now the iPad is here. Wow. Where have I been?

Here. Busy with work. Not being really good at being nice to self.

Anyways, here I am again, rambling as usual.

I believe there are working adults here in addition to the students (I envy you people because I can no longer skip work).  Anyways, do you people have problem with missing lunches or fruits in the fridge or in the pantry? Well, here are some tips to avoid just that. 

1. Eat totally healthy lunches. Like tomatoes, baby carrots and kiwi fruit. It is a sure fire way to avoid people from stealing your food because those are really dangerously healthy food. No sugar, preservatives equals to no good.

2. Take a transparent plastic and start drawing mold-like circles using green markers.  Your tasty sandwich has now been disguised as a mouldy sandwich. 

3. Put your food in a nuclear packaging.

4. Instead of putting your name on the wrapping, write the name of the most feared person in the office. But tell the person beforehand although you might end up having to pay him or her some commission.

5. Label your food as the CEO's (unless someone manage to put two-and-two together and realises CEOs do not put their food in the pantry). 

6. Always put half-eaten food in the fridge. Along with the teeth mark. The thought of sharing saliva usually put off people. 

7. Persuade your office to install CCTV at the pantry and use ' for the good of the whole office' excuse. 

8. Disguise your food as muesli bars or wheat bars. Your colleagues won't touch it, even with a 10-foot pole.

9. Start rumour that you suffer from STD.

10. Install alarm on your food package. You can easily do that. Commission an engineer perhaps.