1Llamaysia
A sensational drama,
A must see melodrama,
By none other than our great-bald-furry llama.


Satu..Dua..Tiga..action!


In the land filled with nothing but joy,
Lived the llama clan; who's surprisingly very, very multiracial.
Ada hitam, ada putih, ada coklat...macam-macam ada!
Even if all fails, they don't --  because, LLAMA BOLEH!

Previous Head llama contributed a lot to this nation:

One - Papa of Independence
Two -  Papa of Economic
Three - Papa of Unity
Fourth - Papa of Modernization
Fifth - Papa-in law of Khai...ry.

Current - Papa of...unity again?
Smart llama, good boy.

It ate the rotten flesh of a female llama; TanTanUya.
It hired the ass of a smart, smart...loya buruk,
It manipulate the furs of other Llamas; who's going to be dead all too soon.

But it's ok, LLAMA MUDAH LUPA...

Now, It is the head of the clan,
With its brilliant number one plan,
Who cares about conspiracy...it's all about democracy.

Despite years of independence,
Only now,
We're...

1Llamaysia!