Urban Diction!

Tagged by Ahnep in his post here. Here are the rules:

1. Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.
2. Use the same title from the person who tagged you eg: "urban diction!"
3. Once you are tagged, go his/her my.K and leave a message the shoutbox eg: "you are tagged! take a look here: <url to your post>"
4. Tag 5 people in Kapasitor.

Ok, here goes..

1. Your name? Johari
Means good. Based on the Johari Window personality test created by Joseph Luft and Harry Ingham. A subject selected positive traits from a grid and then people who knew the subject selected traits about them. The Johari Window mapped a subject's personality and showed them blind spots in their self-perception.
"How was work today?"
"Johari! The boss called in sick."

2. Age? 27
Marlboro Blend #27, Class A filter cigarettes.
An extremley trendy smoke, with a smooth,rich, mellow taste. They are roasted to bring out the flavor of the tobacco.
Lindsay Lohan has been known to only smoke 27's.

3. One of your friends? Fazmin
fazmin isn't defined yet. Wops, this answer is invalid. Try another one..

Nadia
the cause of all stupid and embarrassing things that could ever happen also used as scapegoat when something goes wrong
She's just being a nadia.

4. What should you be doing? sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5. Favorite colour? blue
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
"i got the monday blues"

6. Favorite number? 7
The fiercest digit known to man.
7 is the fiercest digit because 7 8 9. Ha

7. Month of birthday? june
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

8. Last person you talked to? Mia
She is a crazy girl. Makes jokes most people do not understand. She is veryyyy pretty and has nice eyes. You will be stunned when you meet a Mia.
Mia pretended to fly yesterday, Really? Doesn't surprise me

9. Your other nickname? Ryan
the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!
Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation1 

Ok don. Now for next victims: njay, sha, uculer, safina17, nutsdecoco