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Serabut
1. Serabut in English means
disorganized. Usually in Malay it is used as an adjective, used to
describe a person. A person with an unsystematic life can be described
as serabut. Phrases such as, "You are so serabut, you know that" can barely a appropriate way to ditch a person. For me, I'd try to stay
away from these people. I learned that from a hard way.
2. I was
once acquainted with this chick quite some years ago, when I was just
completed my studies. Fresh from college, I was full of energy that was
always utilized for partying and drinking. There goes my contribution
for society.
3. Back to the chick, I met her at a club (where
else) where I was partying with my college mates some place in KL. She
was with her friends and they sat next to my table. As a gentlemen, I
offered them couple of drinks and they accepted it. They were quite
loud, screaming and standing on their chairs. Not bad.
4. At the
end of the session, we all exchanged our numbers in case we want to
keep in touch. After some while, this particular chick text me asking
me out. I knew this girl, she not exactly Jennifer Lopez but I guess
it's allright. I'd guess it's okay to hang out with her. No harm done.
5.
She drives a small compact car that describes her personality. So
usually when we hang out I drive her along. We dated for a while.
6.
It doesn't take long to discover her disparities. She's completely
disorganized. I'd guess she changed jobs almost on a weekly basis,
blaming management at fault except for her. I'd tried to empathize (and
symphatize), but after losing jobs consistently for 7 times I think I
have the liberty of making a conclusion. There's even one day she'd
forgot where she works.
7. Another that was unattractive was
that she absolutely idolizes her friends in absolute. From my
observation, there's nothing outstanding about them. In fact they share
the same characteristics inside out. They must had some sort of a union
for serabut individuals like her, ie. Persatuan Serabut Semenanjung. Imagine one night, I had to drive more than 50 miles to pick up a
friend just for a miserable drink and then send her back. In 3 in the
morning, during working days. It was just too much. You'd normally do
that in an occasion of death of a relative. I mean, which geography
school of idiots she graduated from ? Then again I tend to be a bit
passive and let her way through.
8. And not forgetting, she
smokes like a fucking chimney. 5 packs per day, at minimum. Whenever I
kissed her as though I was kissing a dude or an ashtray. I did not
enjoy that entirely. Even though I advised her to control the
addiction, she'd just doesn't care. So much for a free health advise.
9.
Hygiene ? With that kind of personality, I'd prefer not to elaborate
more. But in short, I was quite terrified to discover hairs in the most
unwanted places. Especially during making out. I was barely keeping it
hard throughout the whole time. Forget advising because with that kind
of response I'll be expecting, I'd rather save my energy to be patient.
10.
The one that snapped me out was she was a K and E junkie. Imagine 80%
of the paycheck is invested to those skunks. Which school of finance
she studied from, god knows. Every time she got stoned, her eyes looks
as they they're going to pop out and she looked absolutely terrible.
I'd rather date a makcik cleaner be her boyfriend. That's it, I'm bailing out. 5 months and I just couldn't take it anymore. For me, alcohol, women, weed, OK. But not drugs. Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad for you.
11.
It was quite different when I broke up. She just laughed and say good
riddance. I'd guess she just took a skunk prior of meeting me. I'd
guess that helped to ease her pain. She is just so serabut, god bless her for that. I celebrated by having a tower beer in a kedai cina.
12. Don't date a serabut. It's just going to make your life more serabut that it already is.
cheers and have a nice weekend..
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1) 5 packs per day?? wow, i thought 1 pack is bad enuff..
- NJay
- 15 years ago
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2) oh yeah, u wouldn't believe it. standing next to a metrobus exhaust is much healthier. smoking is okay provided that u can control ur addiction.
- chivas666
- 15 years ago
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3) gile. baik letak mulut kat serombong kapal
- uculer
- 15 years ago
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4) hohoho..5 months to finally bail off, quite patient u are! don't do drugs!
- sha
- 15 years ago